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| After contracting the Fem Flu from some one night stand; life has been a bit..on the intersting side of things as of late. For instance my mom keeps taking me with her to the mall to buy more outfits that compliment my new figure, my girlfriend now best friend helps me with hygiene issues and my roommate can't seem to focus on nothing but my chest like now. well to be honest i kinda did this on purpose. They can be a bit hypnotic don't you think? |
